Here's the latest video from one of my book publishers, talking about what's the latest scoop in the world of books, writers, and readers!
The books I've published with Big World Network are:
* How to Stay UP in a DOWN Economy
* A Gift of Love
* Climbing Family Trees
Happy reading!
Trina Boice
Showing posts with label puns. Show all posts
Showing posts with label puns. Show all posts
Saturday, November 15, 2014
Saturday, March 15, 2014
Are you a lexophile?
As a writer, I love playing with words. I'm not very good at it, so I especially admire those who are. "Lexophile" is a word used to describe those who love using words in rather unique ways, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless."
A competition to see who can come up with the best one is held every year. This year's winning submission is posted at the very end.
. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
. The batteries were given out free of charge.
. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
. A will is a dead giveaway.
... With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
. When you've seen one shopping Center you've seen a mall.
. Police were called to a day careCenter where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
. Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
. Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
And the cream of the wretched crop:
. Those who get too big for their pants will be exposed in the end.
A competition to see who can come up with the best one is held every year. This year's winning submission is posted at the very end.
. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
. The batteries were given out free of charge.
. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
. A will is a dead giveaway.
... With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
. When you've seen one shopping Center you've seen a mall.
. Police were called to a day careCenter where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
. Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
. Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
And the cream of the wretched crop:
. Those who get too big for their pants will be exposed in the end.
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