The last time we saw John Malkovich in Red, he was wearing blonde braids and being pushed in a wooden cart
through a field in Maldova with bombs going off all around him, while being
chased by dozens of armed soldiers.
Red 2 reunites
John Malkovich’s paranoid and retired CIA-Agent (Marvin) with his old partner,
Frank Moses, played by Bruce Willis. You
have to love a Hollywood movie where all of
the stars are over 50. I watched the
first installment of the 2010 sleeper hit Red
this week to refresh my memory of the fun story and quirky characters in
preparation for the sequel, and enjoyed it as much as I did the first time, but
you don’t have to see it to still get a kick out of Red 2. You’ll miss a few
inside jokes and some relationship background, but you’ll catch on quickly
enough to enjoy the goofy action.
Although the original poster to advertise Red was actually red, it’s actually an acronym
which stands for “Retired Extremely Dangerous”, a label some “thumb sucker”
used on a file when Frank and Marvin retired from the CIA. The color red is actually highlighted more in
this second film, as well as a more comic-book feel. The campy 70’s music from the original is
replaced with a more current twist, often using popular musical snippets to
underscore comedic moments.
Red 2 opens in
Costco, where Marvin and his girlfriend (Mary-Louise Parker) are shopping for
giant bags of shrimp to take home to their quiet, boring life in the
‘burbs. It doesn’t take long for bullets
to start flying and a mysterious crime to call them into action.
The film is rated PG-13 for lots and lots of violence
(mostly bloodless). It has it all:
awesome explosions, car crashes in impressive chase scenes in Paris
Speaking of Frank’s girlfriend (Sarah Ross) played by
Mary-Louise Parker, I wish Hollywood actresses
would stop messing with their faces and just age gracefully. I always admired Mary-Louise Parker for her
feminine beauty before she had “work” done, including Botox which leaves her
acting more reliant upon voice inflection than facial expression. She’s a terrific actress, also starring in
this weekend’s arrival of R.I.P.D.
directed by Robert Schwentke, who directed the first Red, but not the sequel.
Marvin comments that she has something that neither he nor Frank have:
people like her. And they do…in both Red 2 and R.I.P.D.
Frank’s romantic kryptonite is revealed in the “dusky femme
fatale”, Russian Katja (Catherine Zeta-Jones).
What happens in the Kremlin, stays in the Kremlin. I’ll bet you didn’t know there was a Papa
John’s right next door to Soviet headquarters, did you? The beloved Anthony Hopkins graces the screen
as a brilliant scientist who can unlock the secrets to the “Project Nightshade”
dilemma, but alas, he has been put under I.C.E. (Incarcerated Can’t
Execute).
Helen Mirren’s character, MI6 agent Victor, offers
relationship advice to Sarah and skillfully takes out enemies while looking
fabulous the entire time. Marvin
encourages Frank to run to emotional safety, explaining “I know one thing:
women and covert ops.” Frank protests
“But that’s two things.” Marvin, in his
great wisdom, opines “No Grasshopper. It
is not.”
As our favorite cool, yet deadly, retired agents all come
together again, Han (Byung-hun Lee) appears in the least convenient times to
put a hit on Frank. Their fights are
pretty impressive, especially considering the age difference between the two.
My husband has a hard time enjoying movies that are
completely implausible, and there are quite a few critics out there who are
also annoyed by the film’s holes, but imagine the actors and director with
their tongue firmly planted in their cheeks and you’ll be entertained. By the way, Maldova gets a shout-out in the
movie, and John Malkovich ends the movie wearing fruit on his head, dressed as
a dancer in their next adventure in Caracas
Grade = A-
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